暧昧

暧昧是，有感觉，然而这种感觉不足以叫你们切切实实地发展
一段正式的关系。

暧昧是，明白人生有太多的无奈，现实有太多的限制。你知道没
有可能，但又舍不得放手。

暧昧是，有进一步的冲动，却没有进一步的勇气 暧昧是，他不是你的情人，但似乎他比你的情人更关心你和了解你。

暧昧总是很近，爱情总是很远，这个年代就是这样。


我们总是无法把握爱情，但我们总是可以玩转暧昧。暧昧总是可以那么随意，不经意间的一个暧昧的眼...

我不读书，我爱学习。

*不知为何，我在coursemate 中的形象 有些低，有些高。他们都刚认识我，我给他们的第一印象也许是很好，也许是topscorer。。。我突然发觉，我应该忘记我的过去了，foundation 时，就算我一副吊儿郎当的样子，也还有许多人相信我可以考好成绩；但如果我再继续foundation的懒散，很明显他们会看不起我了。*

常温习课程，提前准备assignment，准时上课，不缺席，也许是很多人的学习方式。。。

但，大学本来就应该是一个 强调自由，自律，自我负责，自我能力的进步，自我醒觉与自我发掘的环境。

读书其实就应该以这概念面对学习，

学生可以不做功课，不上课，藐视无能力的老师，可以横行任何认为莫须有的规则。

但这样的学生在别人眼中我是叛逆，不拘，潇洒。

可是我相信学习只要对自己负责就好。

dirty jokes~haha

A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? "

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see
them and they make you cry."

So the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes -dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."