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三个月就这样的流逝了......当初我刚进来大学时,我第一个朋友就是俊贤...接着就认识了playboy,foai , mango,ziting edward,david等等....认识你们真是一种缘分,也许我们之间有过不愉快的事情发生,但我没后悔认识你们,谢谢你们这三个月陪我度过了风风雨雨的日子...TA11 真是ge特别的班,我会好好珍惜上天给我的这一群好朋友..

名句精华之SOHAI特辑

1. 近水楼台先得月，柳暗花明又一村
出处: SOHAI BOY
意义：表示各类名句都可以乱乱接

2. 慈母手中线，粒粒皆辛苦
出处：SOHAI BOY

意义：赞颂你妈妈很会缝衣服，而且还会煮饭添

3. 知我则谓我心忧，不知我者插我眼球
出处：SOHAI BOY
意义：认识我的人怕我有朝一日被人打，不认识的人一看我就打

4. 本是同根生，相奸何太急
出处：你妈妈
意义：劝诫世人不要乱伦

5. 穷则独善其身， 达者宁愿单身
出处：李嘉诚的妈妈
意义：穷的时候吃自己，发达的时候不要结婚，留钱俾阿妈洗

6. 欲胜人者，必先自胜；欲fuck人者，必先自fuck
出处：训导处
意义：提醒prefect捉学生之前拿块镜子照一下先啦!

7. 黄沙百战穿金甲，不如在家剪指甲
出处：SOHAI GIRL
意义：说明保持指甲清洁的重要性

8. 水至清则无鱼，人至呆是水鱼
出处：sorhai
意义：描述人笨注定会被人揾笨

9. 丹青不知老将至，Geoffrey脸上有粒痣
出处：STUPID GUY
意义：描绘Geoffrey那张完美的脸

10. 赏务速而后有劝，考试作弊换考卷
出处：监考老师
意义：描述考试时作弊的猖狂而壮观的场面

11. 鸟宿池边树，和尚只吃素
出处：少林寺方丈
意义：阿弥陀佛

12. 曾经沧海难为水，他放飞机像喝水
出处：IDIOT GUY
意义：谴责丘金生这个cibai人放飞机的次数已经到达令人无法忍受的地步!

13. 春蚕到死丝方尽，没穿condom中性病
出处：Durex
意义：Play Safe

14. 春风又绿江南岸，几时才到巴士站?!
出处：Rapid Penang
意义：描述坐bus时的赌懒心情

15. 顺境不足喜，脚臭就要洗
出处：卫生局
意义：说明保持双脚清洁的重要性

16.横眉冷对千夫指，粗话骂完比中指
出处：YOUR PARENTS
意义：教导世人跟别人乖懒

17. 亦余心之所善兮，淫照阿娇陈冠希
出处：香港黑暗娱乐圈
意义：劝导人们不要乱乱玩自拍

18. 高名令志惑，会讲不会做
出处：大马选民
意义：讽刺现在的政府讲一套做一套

19. 操千曲而后晓声，你没钱就别出声
出处：二世祖
意义：描述社会以"钱"为本的现实事实

20. 飞流直下三千尺，不是残废就是死
出处：SOHAI BOY
意义：废话，酱高跌下来，你说叻?!

The Nite

Twas the night Jesus came
and all through the house,
not a person was praying,
not one in the house..

The Bible was left
on the shelf without care,
for no one thought
Jesus would come there..

The children were dressing
to crawl into bed,
not once ever kneeling
or bowing their head..

And Mom in the rocking chair
with babe on her lap,
was watching the Late Show
as I took a nap..

When out of the east
there rose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet
to see what was the matter..

Away to the window
I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters
and lifted the sash..

When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
but Angels proclaiming
that Jesus was here..

The light of His face
made me cover my head...
was Jesus returning
just like He'd said..

And though I possessed
worldly wisdom and wealth,
I cried when I saw Him
in spite of myself..

In the Book of Life
which he held in his hand,
was written the name
of every saved man..

He spoke not a word
as he searched for my name,
when He said "it's not here"
My head hung in shame..

The people whose names
had been written with love,
He gathered to take
to his Father above..

With those who were ready
He rose without sound,
while all of the others
were left standing around...

I fell to my knees
but it was too late,
I'd waited too long
and thus sealed my fate.

I stood and I cried
as they rose out of sight,
Oh, if only I'd know
that this was the night....

In the words of this poem
the meaning is clear
the coming of Jesus
is now drawing near...

There's only one life
and when comes the last call,
We'll find out that the Bible
was true after all...

[G][O][D]

God won't ask what kind of fancy car you drove.
He will ask how many people you took to worship services who didn't have transportation.

God won't ask the square footage of your house.
He will ask how many people you helped who didn't have a house.

God won't ask how many fancy clothes you had in your closet.
He will ask how many of those clothes you gave away.

God won't ask how many material possessions you had.
He will ask whether those material possessions dictated your life.

God won't ask what your highest salary was.
He will ask if you trampled over any people to obtain that salary.

God won't ask what your job title was.
He will ask did you perform your job to the best of your ability.

God won't ask what your parents did to help you.
He will ask what you did to help your parents.

God won't ask what you did to help yourself.
He will ask what you did to help others.

God won't ask how many friends you had.
He will ask how many people you were a friend to.

God won't ask about the color of your skin.
He will ask about the color of your heart.

God won't ask how many times you told the truth
He will ask how many times you told a lie.

God won't ask how many times your deeds matched your words.
He will ask how many times they didn't.

All of us will stand before God someday and everything we did, said, and thought will all come to light. I don't know about you, but I have some things I want to make right.

QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER????

QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER????

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?